stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

(Source: dylansbutt2k14, via pizza)

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

(via pizza)

highcutie:

have you ever cried so hard it physically hurts your stomach because you wanted no one to hear

(Source: highcutie, via amused-and-c0nfused)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via moicestsophie)