partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

(via zackisontumblr)

I could be so fucking good to you.

sonoanthony:

idk why I read this as “i could be fucking you so good”

(Source: ssapct, via batmanroxmasox)